• moriarty: okay on the count of three we both kill ourselves
  • sherlock: okay lol
  • moriarty: 3... 2... 1!!!
  • [silence]
  • moriarty: yoU DIDNT DO IT YOU LITTLE SHIT
  • sherlock: NEITHER DID YOU YOU BIG SHIT

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I harassed this poor boy for a  photo because I was convinced he was The Doctor (at The Ruby Lounge)

I harassed this poor boy for a photo because I was convinced he was The Doctor (at The Ruby Lounge)

Things like this explain why I am still single. #DoctorWho Doctor Brew?

Things like this explain why I am still single. #DoctorWho Doctor Brew?

Lovely session at the Snow Goose. I wish I lived here!!! (at Snow Goose)

Looking dead #Slytherin these days.

Looking dead #Slytherin these days.

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Writing lyrics on my iPhone because romance struck me but my biro would not.

Woke up with this in my face. I hate you, Flat Eric, you’re a creep.

Woke up with this in my face. I hate you, Flat Eric, you’re a creep.

This little dude came in my #graze box. Good fifteen minutes wasted putting him together :)

This little dude came in my #graze box. Good fifteen minutes wasted putting him together :)

Finally got round to buying one of these way after they were cool. Johnny thinks I’ve copied him, but he’s obviously high.

Finally got round to buying one of these way after they were cool. Johnny thinks I’ve copied him, but he’s obviously high.

Kids round out way have been playing with chalk :)

Kids round out way have been playing with chalk :)

Jim has been growing some tomatoes.  (at Parkfield Heights)

Jim has been growing some tomatoes. (at Parkfield Heights)

I made some things #tyedye #crafts #clothing #hippy … I also do hash tags now :/ (at Parkfield Heights)

I made some things #tyedye #crafts #clothing #hippy … I also do hash tags now :/ (at Parkfield Heights)

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Got me some new glasses. Invoking my inner #JarvisCocker (they were the ones that made my head look the least fat) (at Albert Park)

Got me some new glasses. Invoking my inner #JarvisCocker (they were the ones that made my head look the least fat) (at Albert Park)

My mother and I laughed for about an hour when we saw these.  (at Costa Coffee)

My mother and I laughed for about an hour when we saw these. (at Costa Coffee)

This came with my Sports Direct order. It holds a pint. (at Albert Park)

This came with my Sports Direct order. It holds a pint. (at Albert Park)