Got me some new glasses. Invoking my inner #JarvisCocker (they were the ones that made my head look the least fat) (at Albert Park)
My mother and I laughed for about an hour when we saw these. (at Costa Coffee)
This came with my Sports Direct order. It holds a pint. (at Albert Park)
My mum works near where that prison van ambush happened. (at Albert Park)
Just cold, hard, shiny plastic. (at Buile Hill Park)
Happy birthday, Ma. (at Buile Hill Park)
This has to stop @pipperry (at Buile Hill Park)
The captions on #LoveHearts were definitely better when I was a kid #FriendZone (at Albert Park)
Every time @pipperry steals my phone and takes selfies, I will publicly shame him. #OnlyWayHeWillLearn #NicePubestache (at Buile Hill Park)
Outstanding (at Planet Ice)
Never felt more like somebody’s kid in my life. There isn’t enough room for me to sit at the bar so I have to sit behind them on a small chair… And I am eating crisps. (at The Crescent)
